"Happy Birthday, hope it's out of this world!" Style No. BD18 space, galaxy, world, couple, funny birthday card

"Happy Birthday, hope it's out of this fucking world!" Style No. BD18 space, galaxy, world, couple, funny birthday card

"Happy father's day to the coolest dad in... The Galaxy!" This card is far from your garden-variety Father's Day greeting. It's for the dad who appreciates a good laugh as much as a cold beer. Celebrate the man, the myth, the legend—your dad—with a card that's as uniquely brilliant as his dad jokes. This Father's Day, let's toast to the dads. Style No.DD20 

This year, give Dad something he actually wants: a brutally honest, belly-laugh-inducing card from OffensiveDelightful.

Whether he’s a proud feminist, a BBQ god, a total weirdo, or just someone who “did his best,” we’ve got the card that says it all—loud, funny, and with just the right amount of attitude.

👉 Designed to sell. Printed to offend (lovingly).
👉 100% Dad-approved (probably).
👉 Limited edition cards for maximum seasonal sass.

Info: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  

INSIDE: Blank

PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness

PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 

ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 

Made in USA

INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

PINK POODLE "cool af"

Dual design FRONT and BACK Use as a poster, or as giftwrap. Printed in brilliant bold colors on MATTE paper.   SIZE  20"x29"  PACKAGE sets of 3 / each set rolled, banded and in plastic sleeve

WHOLESALE INFO: $2.25 per sheet / sold in sets of 3 / min 3 sets per order   RETAIL / 1 set 3 sheets, each sheet $4.7

If you would like your giftwrap shipped flat, please message us  (extra charge).  ****CUSTOM GIFT WRAP is available / depending on request and timing.   *** Printed in CALIFORNIA.  *** Woman owned business.  ***We pay a fair wage

"Joyous As Fuck!"

Printed in brilliant bold colors on MATTE paper

size 20"x29" / Dual design / printed front and back

sold in sets of 3 / each set rolled, banded and packaged in plastic sleeve

 WHOLESALE INFO: $2.25 per sheet / sold in sets of 3 / min 3 sets per order

RETAIL / 1 set 3 sheets, each sheet $4.7

PLEASE NOTE:

If you would like your giftwrap shipped flat, please message us  (extra charge)

****CUSTOM GIFT WRAP is available / depending on request and timing

 *** Printed in CALIFORNIA.  *** Woman owned business.  ***We pay a fair wage

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD SLUT!  Style No. GF01 Dual design FRONT and BACK Use as a poster, art print, crafting, or as awesome top quality giftwrap. Printed in brilliant bold colors on MATTE paper.   SIZE  20"x29"  Made in California

HOPE YOU LIKE BULLSHIT  Style No. GF27 Dual design FRONT and BACK Use as a poster, art print, crafting, or as awesome top quality giftwrap. Printed in brilliant bold colors on MATTE paper.   SIZE  20"x29" Made in California

"AARGH ... I mean happy birthday!" Style No. BD17  SIZE: A2 (4.25 x 5.5) INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Matching paper.  Made in USA

Style MX03 good vibes "Peace, Joy, good vibes, and all that shit!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness ENVELOPE: Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

SIZE: A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank   PAPER: Premium 100lb. Made in USA

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  

INSIDE: Blank

PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness

PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 

ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 

Made in USA

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly . PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness

PRINTING: 4 Color Offset  ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.  Made in USA

INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  

PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA