DADS!

Dads are awesome, and even though they don't seem like it... but they love a card that tells them just how freaking cool they stll are, even if they are old and cranky. For birthdays, and cookouts, and father's day, and sometimes even just cuz.
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LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS
LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS
from $ 6.00
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A LITTLE COCK BIRTHDAY
A LITTLE COCK BIRTHDAY
from $ 6.00
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MIDCENTURY DAD
MIDCENTURY DAD
from $ 6.00
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SUCCESSION DAD
SUCCESSION DAD
from $ 6.00
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DAD KICKS ASS
DAD KICKS ASS
from $ 6.00
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MOM is BEST DAD
MOM is BEST DAD
from $ 6.00
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DAD SHAVE
DAD SHAVE
from $ 6.00
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GALAXY DAD
GALAXY DAD
from $ 6.00
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JESUS DAD
JESUS DAD
from $ 6.00
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THERE GOES ANOTHER YEAR!
THERE GOES ANOTHER YEAR!
from $ 6.00
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MILLION BUCKS
MILLION BUCKS
from $ 6.00
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TOUGH POP
TOUGH POP
from $ 6.00
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HERO
HERO
from $ 6.00
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DD16 - Offensive+Delightful Cards
COWBOY BDAY
from $ 6.00
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BD45 Old Fart - Offensive+Delightful Cards
OLD FART birthday card
from $ 6.00
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COOL DAD
COOL DAD
from $ 6.00
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Sailor Dad Birthday
Sailor Dad Birthday
from $ 6.00
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gf05 giftwrap bam yellow
GF05 BAD ASS MOFO
from $ 12.00
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gf04 giftwrap danceman
DANCING GUY giftwrap
from $ 12.00
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MUSTARD BADASS GUY birthday card
MUSTARD BADASS GUY birthday card
from $ 6.00
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TEAL DAD
TEAL DAD
from $ 6.00
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WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card
WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card
from $ 6.00
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BD49 DANCE MAN - Offensive+Delightful Cards
DANCE LIKE....
from $ 6.00
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GAY AF BIRTHDAY
GAY AF BIRTHDAY
from $ 6.00
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DD06 Pops Number 1 - Offensive+Delightful Cards
NUMBER 1 POPS
from $ 6.00
LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS
LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS
LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS
LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS
LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS
LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS

LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS

$ 16.50
Style No. Dr15  "When life gives you lemons, make cocktails!" SIZE: A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank   PAPER: Premium 100lb. Made in USA
A LITTLE COCK BIRTHDAY
A LITTLE COCK BIRTHDAY
A LITTLE COCK BIRTHDAY
A LITTLE COCK BIRTHDAY
A LITTLE COCK BIRTHDAY
A LITTLE COCK BIRTHDAY

A LITTLE COCK BIRTHDAY

$ 16.50
"Who doesn't want a little Cock for their birthday?" 

Style No. GY08

MIDCENTURY DAD
MIDCENTURY DAD
MIDCENTURY DAD
MIDCENTURY DAD
MIDCENTURY DAD
MIDCENTURY DAD

MIDCENTURY DAD

$ 16.50
STYLE DD20 Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
SUCCESSION DAD
SUCCESSION DAD
SUCCESSION DAD
SUCCESSION DAD
SUCCESSION DAD
SUCCESSION DAD

SUCCESSION DAD

$ 16.50
STYLE DD20 Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
DAD KICKS ASS
DAD KICKS ASS
DAD KICKS ASS
DAD KICKS ASS
DAD KICKS ASS
DAD KICKS ASS

DAD KICKS ASS

$ 16.50
STYLE DD20 Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
MOM is BEST DAD
MOM is BEST DAD
MOM is BEST DAD
MOM is BEST DAD

MOM is BEST DAD

$ 16.50
Style No. DD23
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness ENVELOPE: Matching /  Made in USA
DAD SHAVE
DAD SHAVE
DAD SHAVE
DAD SHAVE
DAD SHAVE
DAD SHAVE

DAD SHAVE

$ 16.50
STYLE DD20 Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
GALAXY DAD
GALAXY DAD
GALAXY DAD
GALAXY DAD
GALAXY DAD
GALAXY DAD

GALAXY DAD

$ 16.50
STYLE DD20 Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
JESUS DAD
JESUS DAD
JESUS DAD
JESUS DAD
JESUS DAD
JESUS DAD

JESUS DAD

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
THERE GOES ANOTHER YEAR!
THERE GOES ANOTHER YEAR!
THERE GOES ANOTHER YEAR!
THERE GOES ANOTHER YEAR!
THERE GOES ANOTHER YEAR!
THERE GOES ANOTHER YEAR!

THERE GOES ANOTHER YEAR!

$ 16.50

 

"Well shit, there goes another motherfucking year!"
MILLION BUCKS
MILLION BUCKS
MILLION BUCKS
MILLION BUCKS
MILLION BUCKS
MILLION BUCKS

MILLION BUCKS

$ 16.50
INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA

TOUGH POP
TOUGH POP
TOUGH POP
TOUGH POP
TOUGH POP
TOUGH POP

TOUGH POP

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
HERO
HERO

HERO

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
DD16 - Offensive+Delightful Cards
dd16
DD16 - Offensive+Delightful Cards
dd16

COWBOY BDAY

$ 16.50

 

"Happy birthday cowboy!"
BD45 Old Fart - Offensive+Delightful Cards
bd45
BD45 Old Fart - Offensive+Delightful Cards
bd45

OLD FART birthday card

$ 16.50
INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
COOL DAD
COOL DAD
COOL DAD
COOL DAD
COOL DAD
COOL DAD

COOL DAD

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
Sailor Dad Birthday
Sailor Dad Birthday
Sailor Dad Birthday
Sailor Dad Birthday
Sailor Dad Birthday
Sailor Dad Birthday

Sailor Dad Birthday

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
gf05 giftwrap bam yellow
gf05 giftwrap bam yellow
gf05 giftwrap bam yellow
gf05 giftwrap bam yellow

GF05 BAD ASS MOFO

$ 12.00

Badass Mother Fucker 

Dual design FRONT and BACK Use as a poster, or as giftwrap. Printed in brilliant bold colors on MATTE paper.   SIZE  20"x29"  PACKAGE sets of 3 / each set rolled, banded and in plastic sleeve
WHOLESALE INFO: $2.25 per sheet / sold in sets of 3 / min 3 sets per order   RETAIL / 1 set 3 sheets, each sheet $4.7
If you would like your giftwrap shipped flat, please message us  (extra charge).  ****CUSTOM GIFT WRAP is available / depending on request and timing.   *** Printed in CALIFORNIA.  *** Woman owned business.  ***We pay a fair wage
gf04 giftwrap danceman
GF04 DANCING GUY - Offensive+Delightful Cards
gf04 giftwrap danceman
GF04 DANCING GUY - Offensive+Delightful Cards
gf04 giftwrap danceman
GF04 DANCING GUY - Offensive+Delightful Cards
gf04 giftwrap danceman
GF04 DANCING GUY - Offensive+Delightful Cards

DANCING GUY giftwrap

$ 12.00

DANCING GUY GF04

Printed in brilliant bold colors on MATTE paper in California USA / size 20"x29" / Dual design / printed front and back : USE as giftwrap, poster, wall art or for crafting. / sold in sets of 3 / each set rolled, banded and packaged in plastic sleeve
MUSTARD BADASS GUY birthday card
MUSTARD BADASS GUY birthday card
MUSTARD BADASS GUY birthday card
MUSTARD BADASS GUY birthday card
MUSTARD BADASS GUY birthday card
MUSTARD BADASS GUY birthday card

MUSTARD BADASS GUY birthday card

$ 16.50

"Happy birthday to a real badass motherfucker" Cool mustard suit guy Style No. FK08

TEAL DAD
TEAL DAD
TEAL DAD
TEAL DAD
TEAL DAD
TEAL DAD

TEAL DAD

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card
WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card
WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card
WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card
WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card
WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card

WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card

$ 17.00

Style No. HL15 "Well jingle my bells! and have a very merry christmas!"

BD49 DANCE MAN - Offensive+Delightful Cards
bd49
BD49 DANCE MAN - Offensive+Delightful Cards
bd49

DANCE LIKE....

$ 16.50
"Dance like eveyone can go fuck themselves!"
GAY AF BIRTHDAY
GAY AF BIRTHDAY
GAY AF BIRTHDAY
GAY AF BIRTHDAY
GAY AF BIRTHDAY
GAY AF BIRTHDAY

GAY AF BIRTHDAY

$ 16.50
Info: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
DD06 Pops Number 1 - Offensive+Delightful Cards
dd06
DD06 Pops Number 1 - Offensive+Delightful Cards
dd06

NUMBER 1 POPS

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA