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JUST LIKE MOM - Offensive+Delightful Cards
JUST LIKE MOM
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KD03 Getting Old ain't for Sissies - Offensive+Delightful Cards
KD03 Getting Old ain't for Sissies
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KD05 When did we get so old?
KD05 When did we get so old?
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KD07 Little Whores!
KD07 Little Whores!
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KD09 We will have to kill you - Offensive+Delightful Cards
KD09 We will have to kill you
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KD10 Drugs and Hookups
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KD11 Nice Wine and Fancy Cheese
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KD12 Getting Older Sucks!
KD12 Getting Older Sucks!
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kd14 Blow Me!
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KD20 LISTEN UP
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KD21 Old as Hell
KD21 Old as Hell
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KD22 Kid scream Old F! - Offensive+Delightful Cards
KD22 Kid scream Old F!
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KD23 Little shit!
KD23 Little shit!
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KID YELLS f trump blue
KID YELLS f trump blue
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KIDS WORTH IT baby card
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KITTENS ASSHOLES! birthday card
KITTENS ASSHOLES! birthday card
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LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS
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LOVE OF MY LIFE
LOVE OF MY LIFE
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LOVE YOU SOB
LOVE YOU SOB
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LOVE YOUR PENIS!
LOVE YOUR PENIS!
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LUCKY LOVE
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LUSH birthday card
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MEAT LOVE
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MERCURY IN RETROGRADE
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MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS! holiday card
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JUST LIKE MOM - Offensive+Delightful Cards
JUST LIKE MOM - Offensive+Delightful Cards

JUST LIKE MOM

$ 17.00
Designed, created, printed and shipped from CALIFORNIA Card Size A2 (4.25" x 5.5")  
INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb.  ENVELOPE: Metallic Heavyweight high quality Euro Flap 80lb. 
KD03 Getting Old ain't for Sissies - Offensive+Delightful Cards
KD03 Getting Old ain't for Sissies - Offensive+Delightful Cards

KD03 Getting Old ain't for Sissies

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
KD05 When did we get so old?
KD05 When did we get so old?
KD05 When did we get so old?
KD05 When did we get so old?
KD05 When did we get so old?
KD05 When did we get so old?

KD05 When did we get so old?

$ 16.50

Shit! When did we get so old? hell, at least we're doing it together!

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
KD07 Little Whores!
KD07 Little Whores!
KD07 Little Whores!
KD07 Little Whores!
KD07 Little Whores!
KD07 Little Whores!

KD07 Little Whores!

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
KD09 We will have to kill you - Offensive+Delightful Cards
KD09 We will have to kill you - Offensive+Delightful Cards

KD09 We will have to kill you

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
KD10 Drugs and Hookups - Offensive+Delightful Cards
KD10 Drugs and Hookups - Offensive+Delightful Cards

KD10 Drugs and Hookups

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
KD11 Nice Wine and Fancy Cheese
KD11 Nice Wine and Fancy Cheese
KD11 Nice Wine and Fancy Cheese
KD11 Nice Wine and Fancy Cheese
KD11 Nice Wine and Fancy Cheese
KD11 Nice Wine and Fancy Cheese

KD11 Nice Wine and Fancy Cheese

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
KD12 Getting Older Sucks!
KD12 Getting Older Sucks!
KD12 Getting Older Sucks!
KD12 Getting Older Sucks!
KD12 Getting Older Sucks!
KD12 Getting Older Sucks!

KD12 Getting Older Sucks!

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
kd14 Blow Me! - Offensive+Delightful Cards
kd14
kd14 Blow Me! - Offensive+Delightful Cards
kd14

kd14 Blow Me!

$ 16.50
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Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
KD20 LISTEN UP - Offensive+Delightful Cards
kd20 listen up
KD20 LISTEN UP - Offensive+Delightful Cards
kd20 listen up

KD20 LISTEN UP

$ 16.50
INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.  Made in USA
KD21 Old as Hell
KD21 Old as Hell
KD21 Old as Hell
KD21 Old as Hell
KD21 Old as Hell
KD21 Old as Hell

KD21 Old as Hell

$ 16.50
INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.  Made in USA
KD22 Kid scream Old F! - Offensive+Delightful Cards
kd22
KD22 Kid scream Old F! - Offensive+Delightful Cards
kd22

KD22 Kid scream Old F!

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
KD23 Little shit!
KD23 Little shit!
KD23 Little shit!
KD23 Little shit!
KD23 Little shit!
KD23 Little shit!

KD23 Little shit!

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
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KID YELLS f trump blue
KID YELLS f trump blue

KID YELLS f trump blue

$ 16.50
Fuck trump and have a nice day!

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BB01 WORTH IT - Offensive+Delightful Cards
bb01 kids are worth it
BB01 WORTH IT - Offensive+Delightful Cards
bb01 kids are worth it

KIDS WORTH IT baby card

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
KITTENS ASSHOLES! birthday card
KITTENS ASSHOLES! birthday card
KITTENS ASSHOLES! birthday card
KITTENS ASSHOLES! birthday card
KITTENS ASSHOLES! birthday card
KITTENS ASSHOLES! birthday card

KITTENS ASSHOLES! birthday card

$ 16.50

SIZE: A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank   PAPER: Premium 100lb.
Made in USA

LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS
LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS
LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS
LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS
LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS
LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS

LEMON LIFE COCKTAILS

$ 16.50
Style No. Dr15  "When life gives you lemons, make cocktails!" SIZE: A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank   PAPER: Premium 100lb. Made in USA
LOVE OF MY LIFE
LOVE OF MY LIFE
LOVE OF MY LIFE
LOVE OF MY LIFE
LOVE OF MY LIFE
LOVE OF MY LIFE

LOVE OF MY LIFE

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
LOVE YOU SOB
LOVE YOU SOB

LOVE YOU SOB

$ 16.50

Style No. LV14

"I love you! you son of a bitch!" SIZE: A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank   PAPER: Premium 100lb. Made in USA

LOVE YOUR PENIS!
LOVE YOUR PENIS!
LOVE YOUR PENIS!
LOVE YOUR PENIS!
LOVE YOUR PENIS!
LOVE YOUR PENIS!

LOVE YOUR PENIS!

$ 16.50

 

"I love your penis!!!! it's the best!" Style No. LV86
Nothing says i love you to a guy unless it involves his penis. Tell him, it's the best!
LUCKY LOVE
LUCKY LOVE
LUCKY LOVE
LUCKY LOVE
LUCKY LOVE
LUCKY LOVE

LUCKY LOVE

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
LUSH birthday card
LUSH birthday card
LUSH birthday card
LUSH birthday card
LUSH birthday card
LUSH birthday card

LUSH birthday card

$ 16.50

"Happy birthday you old lush!"

MEAT LOVE
MEAT LOVE
MEAT LOVE
MEAT LOVE
MEAT LOVE
MEAT LOVE

MEAT LOVE

$ 16.50
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
MERCURY IN RETROGRADE
MERCURY IN RETROGRADE
MERCURY IN RETROGRADE
MERCURY IN RETROGRADE

MERCURY IN RETROGRADE

$ 16.50

"Oh my god, is mercury in retrograde again?" Style no. GR09 SIZE: A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank   PAPER: Premium 100lb. Made in USA

MX07 - Offensive+Delightful Cards
MX07 - Offensive+Delightful Cards

MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS! holiday card

$ 16.50
Style No. MX07 Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset Made in USA